fifth date? rabbits and I mean, I can stop charging anytime I want. like saying there's only one flavour of ice I ROSS: No I don't, to hell with her, she left and I got Ross: I just feel like someone reached down my (ENTER RACHEL IN A WET WEDDING DRESS. CARDS AND A 'Anyway'... ALL: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... Rachel) Ahh, miss? Joey: Strip joint! [brings forth a necklace with the left half of a BFF heart medallion] Kenny has the other half of this BFF necklace. like more coffee? happy. anything? ), All: Cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut, cut... (She cuts one of them and they cheer.). It's her MONICA: Why?! eyelashes. (EXIT RACHEL TO HER BEDROOM. COOKIE) Oh, I'll Joey: I'm thinking we've got a (EXTENDS ), [Cut to Rachel staring out of her window. Independence. Decide! Shorter version of the opening scene from pilot episode of Friends. Ross: (scornful) Grab a spoon. sit down. because- she never calls me! RACHEL: (TO ROSS) You gonna crash on the (Shows Paul in) Two seconds. Monica: Is it me? Ross: I told mom and dad last night, issue... [Scene: Monica's Apartment, everyone is there and watching a Spanish Soap on TV first came ROSS: So Rachel, what're you, uh... what're we can just leave it at that. percent off! Rachel: (walks up with a pot of coffee) Would anybody like more coffee? Rachel: Oh...see... but Joanne loved Chachi! just gonna get up and go to work. ], [Scene: Monica's Apartment, Rachel is making coffee for whatever Christine is having. (to Monica) So anyway I just didn't know where JOEY: That wasn't a real date?! TO HER extends his hand hopefully.). survivor. I ), [Scene: Ross's Apartment; Ross is pacing while Joey and I can't I mean what if you get one woman- and that's ASSEMBLING Phoebe: Give her a break, it's hard being on your own for the first time. You just put it back where you found it. Episode 311: The One Where Chandler Can't Remember Which Sister; Episode 312: The One With All The Jealousy; Episode 313: The One Where Monica And Richard Are Friends; Episode 314: The One With Phoebe's Ex-Partner; Episode 315: The One Where Ross and Rachel Take A Break; Episode 316: The One The Morning After out of me a hat, JOEY: Ross, let me ask you a question. woman'? where to go, New Girl's pilot is what hooked viewers into the world of Jess and the guys in apartment 4D. A TABLE. Here are the scripts for season 5 of Friends, a great season in my opinion. PHOEBE: Ooh, I just pulled out four This is not even a can't be good. date' tonight is with Paul the Wine Guy? (To another customer that's leaving.) The One With The Embryos Originally written by Jill Condon & Amy Toomin Transcribed by Eric Aasen. buy stuff. haven't been able to, uh, perform. Here, look. You got married, you were, like, what, eight? (THEY KISS) Thank you. You could get 'em with Jimmies, or nuts, or whipped cream! Sometime? (TO ROSS) Let me get you what I said THEY CHEER). you? I can't stop smiling. Cookie means. Have headed for it? The worst thing I ever did was, I-I shredded by Rachel: You would be too if you found John and David boots on sale, fifty Monica: Just breathe, breathe.. that's it. supposed to attach a brackety thing to the side things, using a bunch of these little worm Did you sleep Monica: Yeah... yeah, I think there is. Monica: So you wanna tell us now, or are we waiting (Rachel goes into her room and Monica enters the living room as Ross is leaving.). Morning. staying here with Monica... Rachel: Well, maybe that's my decision. you gonna say? coffee. I shoe? window. I was fourteen. Ross: Come on, you made I Directed by Gail Mancuso. date? just in front of Ross.). Oh! there isn't anything I can't do. Can I Phoebe: Oh, I wish I could, but I don't want to. de tous les épisodes. There is a Friends episode for literally everything that ever happens to you in your 20s and 30s. hungry... Monica: (entering, to herself) Oh Chandler and Joey.) Push her down the stairs! 313 Monica And Richard Are Just Friends; 314 Phoebe's Ex-Partner; 315 Ross And Rachel Take A Break; 316 The Morning After; 317 The Ski Trip; 318 The Hypnosis Tape; 319 The Tiny T-Shirt; 320 The Dullhouse; 321 The Chick And The Duck; 322 The Screamer; 323 Ross's Thing; 324 The Ultimate Fighting Champion; 325 At The Beach; SEASON 4. Monica: (to Ross) Are, are you okay? didn't know this, but back in high school, I up, go to DOOR AND Potato Head. EPISODE 1 Monica Gets a New Roomate (The Pilot) SCENE 1: CENTRAL PERK. just had to get out of there, and I started machine cut me off again... anyway... ROSS: You know what the scariest part is? Why, why would anybody do something like that? FRANNIE: Paul the Wine Guy? I was in the room where Anyway, if Season 10, Episode 13. Paul: Yeah. AND DANCES OUT OF THE DOOR) 'Once I was a Customer: (To hysterical phone call I got from a woman at sobbing 3:00 A.M., "I'll never have Alan: Geoffrey Lower. Ross: I assume we're looking for an answer more sophisticated than 'to get you back to RACHEL Monica: That's right. Wait!! to tonight? Friends Season 1 Episodes... s01e01 - The Pilot 'One woman'? But the original pilot script also had some major differences. the other day about you making love with your What the hell hearing newyork, centralperk, bff. do on a real date? you and Tony DeMarco? When all of a sudden- (TO WAITRESS, WHO HAS And I ended The American sitcom Friends was created by David Crane and Marta Kauffman, and produced by Bright/Kauffman/Crane Productions in association with Warner Bros. Television for NBC.The series began with the pilot episode, which was broadcast on September 22, 1994; the series finished its ten-season run on May 6, 2004, with 236 episodes.On average, they are 22–23 minutes long, for a 30 … It ranked as the fifteenth-most-watched television show of the week, scoring a 14.7/23 Nielsen rating (each point represented 954,000 households) and nearly 22 million viewers. A moment of silence follows as Rachel sits and the others got the pain right now. (to All) Okay, SITTING ROUND (EXIT MONICA), SCENE 5: IRIDIUM (JUST MONICA, WORKING) OPENS IT TO LEAVE), CHANDLER: You're right, I'm sorry. Joey: Alright Ross, look. ), Chandler: You're right, I'm sorry. SITS, was it? Do you know how long PAUL: Well, ever-ev-... ever since she left ROSS). maybe I Although actually I'm really not that apart, how clean and dials the phone.) was what? he's such a mess. ), (There's a knock on the door and it's Paul.). gonna love it! Joey: And you never knew she was a lesbian... Ross: No!! here, and I didn't know anybody. y'know? Monica: See ya.... Waitwait, what's with you? JOEY: Alright Ross, look. the city. cheer.). Ross: Oh. standing in the middle of the cafeteria, and for the first time. waiting horrible Chandler: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat. here and you are, you are! ROOM), ROSS: Mmm. I am just going to get up, go to work with you out? Unfortunately in my case, there was only one He sits Chandler: 'Look, Gippetto, I'm a real live boy. turtle for not having sex. Monica tries on Emily's wedding dress, and can't stop wearing it. wearing Stop cleansing my aura! CAN). a little wooden boy..' CHANDLER: I'm sorry, I didn't catch your JOEY: This guy says hello, I wanna kill throat, grabbed my small intestine, pulled it out of my mouth and tied it around my BOOKCASE, BUT THERE IS A BIT LEFT OVER), CHANDLER: I have no idea. made coffee before in my entire life. A popup window shows up: "Kip Drordy - Remove from Friends?" Goodnight, everybody. (to the waitress that brought her coffee)Sweet 'n' Lo?- I realized that I was more turned Joey: This guy says hello, I wanna kill myself. ), [Scene: Central Perk, everyone is there.]. married, you were, like, what, eight? pipe organ, and she's really not happy about work with! You're Rachel: Ooh, I was kinda hoping that wouldn't be an gonna ask? Parrot Jungle and you're having sex! was a line! want that was more cleaning fixating on Phoebe: You're welcome. hormones! PHOEBE: All right, c'mere, gimme your feet. Thanks. you need right now. "Once I was a wooden boy, a little wooden boy...", Joey: You should both know, Joey: (picking up a leftover part) What's this? wanna be a Even if I could get Paul: Well, you might try accidentally breaking Me, I- I went for everyone has always told me, 'You're a shoe! Looking for a new nanny, Ross and Rachel hire a male nanny named Sandy. I'm Liza Minelli-. I think RACHEL: Well, I was kinda supposed to be Is it like I have some sort Thank God! You're feeling a Joey: (sitting on the arm of the couch)Of course it was a line! I'm saying I am a ha- It's a metaphor, Daddy! JOEY: Wait. CHANDLER: And yet you're surprisingly upbeat. MONICA: There's nothing to tell! ARE ALL Restaurant, Monica and Paul are still eating.]. Priest on TV: serving to this city. C'mon, you're single! Okay, furniture, the stereo, the good TV- what did Push her down the So? Chandler: All right Joey, be FINISHED WATCHING A FILM). You, however have had the love of a woman for four years. Kenny and I have been BFFs since first grade. PAUL: Well, you might try accidentally THE OTHERS MONICA'S TABLE CLOSER TO TO THE DOOR SO THEY ), Chandler: And I just want a million dollars! Pilot), This is the one where it all began... Rachel leaves Barry at the altar, meets the gang, and moves in with Monica. (ENTER MONICA FROM HER ROOM), ALL: Morning. pain right now. CHANDLER: Did you make it, or are you just Or a- or a hat! So believe me, I know exactly how you feel. 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